For only a few cents a day ...

You can help the worlds worst nose picker...
Jason 'Picky' Booga will be sponsored by you and be given the chance to stop the nose picking once and for all he will no longer have blood noses or throw up snot.Please help Jason and he will help himself , for only 5 cents a day Free Phone 0800 PICKIT.

Polly the Prick Parrot

Polly Prick was found in Maldova next to Jason 'Picky' Booga he was made to eat 'picky's' boogas for a year and a half. Please help Polly Prick get real Parrot food for only 3 cents a day. Free Phone 0800 POLLYPRICK.

 

Harriet the Homeless Whore

Harriet has been homeless all her life while finding Polly the Prick Parrot and 'Picky' we saw Harriet working on K-Road.Harriet needs exstensive surgery and hospitalisation as she has many diseases and needs a kidney transplant please sponsor Harriet for only 4 cents a day and make her day that much brighter.call 0800HWHOREF